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CheeseLogger: Andy Buchanan
email: andy@cheesephone.co.uk

Not much to say at the moment, so here are my test results, such as they are:

I am a Fish with a Bicycle.

My poetry kills cows, but only with an acute sunset. Four score bald men take their coffee for a walk with my conveyer belt. Death pays those who interfere with my green amusement.

Are your giraffes on fire? The Utterly Surreal Test


I'm a Red Eyed Tree Frog!
Red-eyed tree frogs come from the warm and humid rain forests of Costa Rica in Central America. Some believe that their red eyes are a form of protection called "startle coloration". These frogs are very mellow during the day, and tend to be active only at night, so if the frog is awakened in the daytime, as might happen if a predator chanced upon it despite its excellent day time camouflage, the eyes pop abruptly open, hopefully startling the predator. This species tends to do better in a community of other red eyed tree frogs.

What kind of Frog are you?



No-Alt

Take the What Cat Are You? test by No-Alt webkin!


[If I were an online test, I would be The James Bond Villain Personality Test]

I'm The James Bond Villain Personality Test!

I live in a fictional world of spies and blonde women with ridiculous names, and I like to give people plenty of options. Although whether they're villainous is not optional.

Click here to find out which test you are!



Which James Bond Villian Are You?

If I were a James Bond villain, I would be Ernst Stavro Blofeld.

I enjoy fluffy white cats, dropping people in piranha pools, and initiating World War III.

I am played by Donald Pleasence in You Only Live Twice.


How British are you?
I am 85% British, just like
Mr Bean
Shy to the point of ridicule, you've probably never been out of the UK.

Take the Brit Quiz at
www.darrenlondon.tripod.com/britquiz1.htm


How Ska are You
I am 27% SKA.
No-Alt
I know the scene, I've heard the bands, and I am burned out. Well, these things happen. I will now go ahead and go through the same thing with Punk and Emo.


Saruman

Saruman

If I were a character in The Lord of the Rings, I would be Saruman, Wizard, the leader of the council of wizards.

In the movie, I am played by Christopher Lee.

Who would you be?
Zovakware Lord of the Rings Testwith Perseus Web Survey Power


How much of a Metal-Head Are you?
I am 53% Metal-Head.
I rock just as hard as the rest of the thrash set, except when no ones looking I like to get down with a little "More than a Feeling."


How much of an Internet Addict Are you?
I am 47% ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET.
I could go either way. Deep into the madness of nights filled with coding CGI-Scripts and online role playing games, or I could become a normal user. Good luck!


How grunge am I?
I am 48% Grunge.
What's this? The longest I've been without a shower is three days? Not even close, man. I should go sit out in the rain for a week.


Are you a Raver?
I am 27% Raver.
Well, I have been to a rave. I probably know a bunch of ravers, but they may think of me as an outsider. That's okay, at least I am not a complete freak