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Friday, September 13, 2002


This one goes out to the one I Lovecraft

Never mind the tentacles, here's cthuugle.

posted by John Dalziel at 1:22 PM



Thursday, September 12, 2002


The future is wooden

Stumbled across NTT Docomo's vison for mobile networks in 2010. The good news is that the ozone hole will be fixed by 2035. The bad news is that we'll all live in happy families in a seemingly poverty free utopia, in white suits with wooden acting. Enjoy...

posted by John Dalziel at 10:03 AM



The UK Police allegedly have a blanket policy of illegally retaining DNA samples and fingerprints

The BBC reports on a current Human Rights test case, regarding the retention of DNA samples and fingerprints from those not convicted of a crime. Well gee, I remember being promised that wouldn't happen.

posted by Andy Buchanan at 9:20 AM



Wednesday, September 11, 2002


Hold the Button

Word reaches Cheesphone HQ of the most pointless activity ever created. Experience it now at HoldTheButton.com. I Held the Button longer than 3% of the sites visitors. Top that button freaks!

posted by Andy Buchanan at 11:11 AM



Monday, September 09, 2002


Shades of "The Adventure Game"

esreveR elgooG and the world almost makes sense. troS fO.....

posted by Andy Buchanan at 11:07 AM



IRAQ: The Lying Game

John Pilger on on the deceit used to justify a war against Saddam, over at the Mirror.

posted by Andy Buchanan at 1:52 AM



Sunday, September 08, 2002


Why Roll Cheese when you can Throw Black Puddings instead?

Ananova has covered the World Black Pudding Throwing Championships. I'd never heard of "Cheese Rolling" before, and I've certainly not heard of "Black Pudding Throwing" before today (not as sports anyway). I gotta face it..... I'm a stranger in my own land...

posted by Andy Buchanan at 9:22 PM



So much for Medical Marijuana

Despite California's much publicised Proposition 215 allowing Marijuana cultivation for medicinal purposes, the DEA decided to engage in a good old fashioned slice of Federally sponsored terrorism.
At 7 a.m., Sept. 5, a dozen camouflage-clad agents showed up at the Davenport home of Valerie and Michael Corral, who founded WAMM a decade ago. Pointing their weapons, the agents told wheelchair-bound WAMM member Suzanne Pfeil to stand up. "I can't stand up. I told them I was sorry," said Pfeil, who suffers from post-polio syndrome.
DEA agents then arrested a pajama-clad Valerie Corral, along with her husband Michael.
Destroying WAMM's 2002 crop took the DEA under an hour, as clocked by a WAMM security camera that captured chainsaw-wielding agents mowing down 130 pungently aromatic plants, which moments before stood 6-8 ft tall and only weeks away from being harvested.
Since the passage of Proposition 215, many pot clubs have been shut down, including several in the San Francisco Bay Area. Thursday's raid was the latest round in an escalating tug of war between local and federal authorities.
In addition to California, 7 other states -- Alaska, Arizona, Colorado, Hawaii, Maine, Oregon and Washington -- allow the cultivation of medical marijuana. But U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft maintains that Proposition 215 and other such measures violate federal drug law.

posted by Andy Buchanan at 9:10 PM



Lie Lie Lie

Bush sure wants this War bad ( Also, and some Blair ranting here ). Perhaps, we should have a whip-round to buy him a Rifle and the airfare to Baghdad? By the way, check out www.whatreallyhappened.com for a good frequent round-up of all the web news on this sad state of affairs (Not that it's encouraging).

posted by Andy Buchanan at 5:45 PM



Scooby Vs Cthulhu

Never mind the Cotton Candy stories brought to you in your childhood, the true stories of Scooby & co are far more frightening, terrifying and sanity defying! The Truth is laid laid bare in The Last Testament of Daphne Pickman.

posted by Andy Buchanan at 3:50 PM