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Friday, August 01, 2003


Slasher or Slashdot?

Could you spot the Son of Sam at a PHP convention?

posted by John Dalziel at 2:15 PM



Thursday, July 31, 2003


Snake Plissken will be back

Videogames giant Namco have secured the rights to create the "Snake Plissken Chronicles", based on the Kurt Russell character from Escape from New York and L.A.. Read more at TeamXbox.

posted by Mark Matheson at 7:42 AM



Sunday, July 27, 2003


Eminem for President....

From NME.COM comes this fascinating nugget of public opinion:
EMINEM is 'more truthful' than PRESIDENT GEORGE W BUSH, according to a new survey.
Questions relating to trust were posed to 1,016 Americans, and 53 per cent of those found the rapper's rhymes more credible and believable than Bush's speeches. According to Los Angeles radio station KIIS FM, almost two-thirds of those involved in the survey preferred Eminem to Bush and 55 per cent of 35-44 year-olds thought the same.

posted by Andy Buchanan at 11:27 PM



Better than the average Spam...

Of the few hundred spams that managed to evade my filters this week, this is by far the best.

Hello,

I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Upon arriving here my dimensional warp generator stopped working. I trusted a company here by the name of LLC Lasers to repair my Generation 3 52 4350A watch unit, and they fled on me. I am going to need a new DWG unit, prefereably the rechargeable AMD wrist watch model with the GRC79 induction motor, four I80200 warp stabilizers, 512GB of SRAM and the menu driven GUI with front panel XID display.

I will take whatever model you have in stock, as long as its received certification for being safe on carbon based life forms.

In terms of payment:
I dont have any Galactic Credits left. Payment can be made in platinum gold or 2003 currency upon safe delivery of unit. Please transport unit in either a brown paper bag or box to below coordinates on Sunday July 27th at (exactly 3:00pm) Eastern Stand Time. If you miss this timeframe please email me.

42.4845467 & Longitude -71.1576157 and the ground is 101.3' above sea level.

Although those coordinates are a secure guarded area, these channels through email are never secure. Unfortunately it is the only form of communication I have right now. There is a good chance that sombody will try to redirect the signal. The unit must be teleported directly in a way that nobody will be able to interfere with the transference.

After unit has been sent please email me at: info@federalfundingprogram.com with payment instructions. Do not reply directly back to this email.

Thank You

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posted by Andy Buchanan at 6:50 PM